Jumaat, 1 April 2011

If You ILLEGALLY CROSS THE MALAYSIAN BORDER


If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally , You get 12 years Hard Labour.

If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally, You Are Detained Indefinitely.

If You Cross The Afghan Border Illegally, You Get Shot.

If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally, You Will Be Jailed.

If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally, You May Never Be Heard Again.

If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally, You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.

If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally, You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.

If You Enter Britain Illegally , You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent To Prison And Deported
 
If You Are An Indonesian AND ILLEGALLY CROSS THE MALAYSIAN BORDER


YOU GET:


-  MyPR (Permanent Residence / Pemastautin Tetap)
-  A Driving License,
-  Voting Rights,

-  Job Reservation,
-  Special Privilege to be Consider as Bumi,
-  Credit Cards,
-  Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
-  Free Education,
-  Free Health Care,

Oh Malaysia, what a great country !!


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