A Lebanese woman comes home and says, "Mama, I got married."
Her mother says, "Oy, that's great."
She says, "But, Mama, he's a Salahawakian."
Her mother says, "Oy, that's not so great."
She says, "But, Mama, he's Cheat Minister of Salahawak. He's wealthy beyond your wildest dreams. You and Daddy are going to live in the lap of luxury for the rest of your lives."
Six months later, she walks in the house and says,
"Mama, I love Taik Mahmood, but my God, all he wants to do is boff me in my ass. Day and night, that's all he'll do is bang me in my ass. When I got
married, my asshole was the size 5 sen... now, it's the size of a RM1 coin."
Her mother says, "So for RM1 coin you're going to make trouble?"